The Story
Meet the patch that announces itself before you do — a 3.5" PVC warning label in the shape of a tactical llama. This wool-covered menace is geared for chaos: combat helmet secured, kit dialed in, eyes locked on bad decisions. Calm? Never. Problematic? Intentionally.
Wrapped around this four-legged liability is the phrase “I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM”, because self-awareness is a weapon. Durable PVC with hook backing means it sticks wherever you slap it, letting everyone nearby know you’re not here to blend in — you’re here to escalate.
Details:
- 3.5 inch patch
- Includes hook fastener backing.
- Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
- Imported PVC
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Meet the patch that announces itself before you do — a 3.5" PVC warning label in the shape of a tactical llama. This wool-covered menace is geared for chaos: combat helmet secured, kit dialed in, eyes locked on bad decisions. Calm? Never. Problematic? Intentionally.
Wrapped around this four-legged liability is the phrase “I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM”, because self-awareness is a weapon. Durable PVC with hook backing means it sticks wherever you slap it, letting everyone nearby know you’re not here to blend in — you’re here to escalate.
Details:
- 3.5 inch patch
- Includes hook fastener backing.
- Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
- Imported PVC
